Chapter 3 – Let’s Get some Soothing from my Wife after all the Straining Governmental Work and Scheming

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Imperial Calendar, Year 260 – Moon of the Aquamarine (March)

“Haaah, so little to do. I’m bored. Completely and utterly bored.”

“Please do your work in that case. You still have thirty stamps left to reach today’s quota.”

“Don’t wanna. I don’t feel like working. I wanted to enjoy my Big Sister’s boobs for a good while longer.”

Don’t make such obscene groping movements with your hands. Just don’t!

“If you finish your duty, I shall let you fondle mine. So please do your best.”

Malida’s eyes zoomed in on Lichere’s chest. At the same time, she did the same hand motions as before. Knowing that she’d be allowed to fondle some boobs, Malida apparently got slightly motivated to do her job.

“No choice then. I guess I’ll quickly wrap up the work since Lichere seems to want her chest fondled by me. Of course while wearing the new, lewd underwear.”

“Very well. Oh, right! Malida-sama, your new outfit has been delivered today, so I will have you try it on at this fine occasion.”

Malida stopped wriggling her fingers and exclaimed, “HUH!? I’m not going to wear that! Y-You’re planning to put perverted clothing on me once again, aren’t you!? I’m not going to get tricked, Lichere!”

“But, if you finish your work, you will fondle my boobs. Oh, Liese-sama, your new outfits has also――”

“EH!? Me too!?”

“Ugh, what a vicious trick!”

Looking at Lichere and Liese while groping with her hands at thin air, Malida clear was in distress.

Hmm, so the new outfits ordered by Lichere have been delivered, huh? In that case, I must finish my work as quickly as possible.

Dragging along Malida who was throwing a tantrum about not wanting to go back, I came back to our own fief and resumed my busy governmental duties in the noisy office. Because I haven’t recently been able to calmly work on the governmental stuff thanks to Warid’s issues and the matter with Hero’s Sword, the gloss had vanished from Milevis head and Irena’s forehead was riddled by deep wrinkles.

In short, the governmental work was in the process of stalling.

“Albert-sama, Brest-sama has sent in a request for a large-scale military drill, but what shall we do?”

I tossed the document into the box with the rejected requests without even looking at it.

“Albert! Please let us hold a large-scale military exercise!”

“Most recently we’ve been doing nothing but hunting! No battles whatsoever! Our military skills are going to decline at this rate.”

Brest and Lator kicked up a fuss outside the office, but they had a military drill at the beginning of the year and we don’t have a single copper to waste for unscheduled exercises.

“Pleaase pass me the next matter.”

“Okay. This here is a report about the digging of water channels and the progress of the embankment construction for the Weser’s branch rivers.”

I accepted the document from Irena and scanned its content.

Hmm, because they’re going to be released if they server their prison term, the deserting soldiers of Alexa are working diligently and the construction of the embankment’s main part has reached around 30%. At the same time, the digging of new waterways to supply irrigation water to the new pioneer villages seems to have proceeded quite a bit as well.

Once we become able to freely use the water, we must standardize the reclamation and increase the agricultural land. I’d like to free up some time soon to inspect the progress myself.

“Make sure to closely listen to the demand on-site to avoid a lack of materials.”

“Yes, it shall be done. I will send out directives.”

In addition to writing down the time when I’d likely be able to inspect the area in my personal notebook, I pressed the approval stamp on the document.

“Let’s continue with the next matter.”

“Next is this request here.”

The requests offered to me was about additional food storages inside the castle. I guess it comes from Milevis. Starting with this year, we won’t let the village chiefs embezzle the taxes, and thus the payment in food should increase drastically. I suppose our current storages will quickly run out of space.

The cost for each additional storage amounts to 1000 imperial gold. If we increase the possible food storage, the number of days we can hold out in a siege is going to increase as well. I think it’d be wise to add more of them while we can.

“If we mobilize the oni retainers for the construction, labor costs will decrease by around 200 imperial gold.”

“That does sound about right. And the oni will be able to train their bodies during the construction.”

“Alright, we’re going to mobilize the oni retainers for an emergency construction drill to simulate building defense facilities during a siege preparation. Brest-dono, Lator, are you fine with this?”

I passed a directive for a training to the two who were still kicking up a fuss outside.

“Very well! Lator! It’s an emergency assemble! Gather the men at once! Although we might call it training, it’s a shame for any oni to come late to the battlefield!”

“Aye, I got it! I’ll gather them right away! Dad, it’s fine to use the courtyard as meeting place, right!?”

“Yeah, totally! We’re going to start with procuring the material! We’ll begin with cutting stones! We plan to build food storages, but we must build them so that they become impregnable! Have the planners bring out the construction designs at once!”

“Gotcha! I’ll call out to them as well!”

What’s an impregnable food storage anyway…? Are they planning to make them so perfect that even mice won’t be able to get in?

I felt a pang of anxiety in regards to the storages built by the oni, but given that the oni’s abilities towered above all other races when it came to things related to battle, I’m sure they’re going to build something good for us.

While watching Brest and Lator run off, I stamped my approval on the construction of storage houses and placed it in the appropriate box.

“Next is――”

“My report.”

As I had been concentrating on the documents handed to me by Irena, I didn’t notice Warid entering the office. Now he was standing in front of me.

Even so, his way of entering place sure reminds you of a ninja. I mean, he’s also wearing black and all. Well, since he’s making sure to stay clear of our bedroom, I guess it’s fine.

Warid gave me a report that summarized the outcome of Hero’s Sword’s eviction.

“I’d have loved to show you the panicked faces of the Hero’s Sword crooks, Albert-dono. Their believers inside Alexa fled their organization at such a rate that it was actually comical.”

I scanned the written report while asking Warid about the situation on-site.

“Sounds like it. Temple Director Sander went berserk at the Head Temple of Eutel. He thoroughly explained Eutel’s teachings to the Grand Priest, the one having the highest authority, and urged him to evict the priests covering for Hero’s Sword as that organization was tricking the believers with a false doctrine.”

“So, you’re saying the priests in cohoots with Hero’s Sword have been evicted then?”

“Yes. All of them. Not a single priest, who received money from Hero’s Sword, was allowed to stay in the church.”

I suppose Temple Director Sander decapitated the rotten priests first as they might have become hindrances before the eviction against the representative of Hero’s Sword was declared. As I listened to Warid’s words, my eyes followed the report’s content.

“Here it says Temple Director Sander also succeeded in forging a cooperative alliance with the faction of Second Prince Goran.”

“Yeah. Because you had previously warned Second Prince Goran to cut all ties with Hero’s Sword, the cooperation with Temple Director Sander worked out smoothly, too. With the backing by a royal, the Grand Priest declared the excommunication of Bleach Oxner, the representative of Hero’s Sword, and signed a decree forbidding Hero’s Sword to name itself a religious organization of Eutel. And that notification with the name of the Grand Priest was sent out to all the believers, warning them of Hero’s Sword being a hoax.”

“That means Hero’s Sword was labeled as swindler organization that has no relation to God Eutel at all, right?”

“Yeah. It was announced in such a way that they wouldn’t be able to ever talk their way out of this. At that point, we began to spread the many scandals of Bleach Oxner and information about the criminal activities of Hero Sword’s upper echelon all over the kingdom.”

“Please be thorough about it so that their remaining believers quickly lose their faith and that the citizens of Alexa hate them with a tee.”

Warid revealed a broad grin at my request.

“As you wish. Just as they did to us, we will make sure that everyone related to Hero’s Sword loses a safe place to live inside Alexa.”

Warid harbored deep resentments towards Hero’s Sword, so now that he said this, he should genuinely chase all the Hero’s Sword’s staff out of Alexa.

“I leave it to you to see this true with that spirit. The funds expended for this operation will be paid by the Erwin family through the Malji Company. Feel free to use it as you need. Irena, please handle the formalities.”

Investing lots of money helps you win strategic battles. If you skimp on the money, you won’t be able to gather intelligence, nor will you be able to spread your own narrative.

I’d be worried if we had to cover this with just the funds available in the Malji Company, so I plan to provide a part of the expenses from the Erwin family, too.

“Understood. I will allot enough funds so that Warid-sama can act freely.”

“Albert-dono, Irena-dono, that’s a big help. Many people inside Alexa are currently willing to betray their country for money as the public opinion of the royal family and nobles has plummeted quite a bit.”

“Then I shall arrange the funds right away.”

Irena jotted down some notes on a nearby paper, and left the office. Once I turned back to Warid, he was already gone.

“Warid-san always appears and disappears all of a sudden, doesn’t he? Is that some sort of skill?” Lichere asked while entertaining Malida, she’s asking the wrong person since I don’t know how he does it.

Magic isn’t supposed to exist in this world, so maybe it’s something like witty magic trick… No matter how you look at it, he’s disappearing with a poof as if it was magic. As I thought, he’s gotta be a ninja after all.

While tilting my head at Warid’s technique, I resumed my governmental work.

■

Doing overtime without finishing at the usual time, I sorted out the mountain of governmental work by myself. When I finally managed to get back to our private chamber, it was already quite late in the night.

“Master, good job. Do you wish to have dinner? Or――”

The one welcoming me as I came back exhausted was the world’s cutest wife Malida. After she had somehow managed to finish her own workload earlier, Lichere and Liese had dragged her away to our chamber, but I didn’t expect her to greet me in such a way.

“Haaaaaah! Impossible! NOOOOO! I cannot wear such a lewd outfit! Then I’d rather prefer to be stark naked!”

“Why? It suits you very well.”

Malida was wearing the best outfit in existence――a naked apron. Thanks to that, my fatigue was blown away in a whiff.

“Making your wife run around in such indecent clothing…you’re a self-centered, incorrigible pervert, Albert!”

I gazed at Malida’s voluptuous body, which looked like it’d spill out of the apron any moment, as if licking her body all over with my eyes. Because my wife has such a lewd body on top of being so cute, it’s really hard to hold back.

“It’s just as you say. I’m a self-centered, incorrigible pervert, so it cannot be helped.”

Hearing my response, Malida’s face went crimson with a poof.

“Y-You’re the only man I would show this perverted outfit to, Albert. No other men will be allowed to see it, and if someone does, I’ll kill them!”

“I know. I’m very happy that you’re doing this for me.”

“Ugh, now that you’ve said this, I can’t really change my clothes, can I?”

Malida appeared to rejoice over my words. She moved up next to me, twined her arm around mine and glued her body to mine. Thanks to that, her breasts were accentuated even further.

This whole look has a crazy high destructive force… I might do my very best tonight for real.

“The answer to your previous question would be dinner. I didn’t eat anything proper and our night is going to be long.”

“G-Got it. I will take the duty of feeding you upon myself.”

“Please do.”

I put my arm around her waist and we headed towards the dining hall in order for me to eat a late dinner. Once we arrived, Lichere, Liese, and Irena were waiting for us while all wearing the same naked apron outfits.

“Whoa, what a happy miscalculation…”

“This is my present to you, my husband, who has been working so hard all day long. You won’t find such a considerate and smart wife anywhere else, will you?”

“You’re the only one allowing me to love your lovers, Malida-sama. I’m a very lucky guy.”

“Feel free to praise me more.”

Once I caressed her head, her crimson face became even redder.

Sheesh! How cute! My waifu! Isn’t she the absolute best!?

“Lichere, Liese-tan, Irena-tan, bring the food. Today I will take care of feeding him.”

As soon as I sat down on my usual seat to take my meal, Malida climbed on my knees like a spoiled child.

“Okaaay, we will be bringing it right away.”

“We shall heat it up again, so please wait a moment.”

“Albert, want a wine?”

“Yeah, please bring me a light one.”

I had difficulties to choose whom to track with my eyes as my wife’s lovers busily bustled around.

“Liese-tan is inviting me by wobbling her butt, Irena-tan’s boobs are very lewd as they’re about to pop out of her apron, and Lichere is deliberately moving in a way to arouse us.”

Sitting on my knees, Malida had glued her body to mine and was now enjoying the naked aprons of her lovers together with me.

“At this rate, I’ll get distracted and various things will start to well up in me.”

“It’s still too early.”

While I was enjoying Malida and her naked apron, the other women briskly carried in the heated food and wine, arranging it all on the table.

“I’m going to feed you, so you mustn’t move, Albert.”

Malida brought a piece of bread to my mouth after soaking it in soup. With it entering my mouth alongside her fingers, I used the opportunity to work my tongue on her fingers. Each time my tongue touched her fingers, Malida’s body twitched, her face blushed, and her breathing became rougher.

“Haa haa hauu!”Albert, you’ve got a very indecent tongue. It’s moving around in extremely perverted ways.”

“It’s because your fingers are so tasty. Aren’t you going to feed me any more?”

“N-No choice, I guess. It’d be good for you to eat some meat as well.”

Malida cut the main dish, beef, into pieces and grabbed it with her fingers, but this time she carried it to my mouth nervously.

While eating and savoring the beef bit-by-bit, Malida’s finger was gradually coming closer from below. As she was cautious of having her fingers licked again, I took her by surprise by doing something unexpected. I thrust my hand underneath her naked apron, and started to fiddle around with her nipples, which had become hard out of excitement.

“Hyauuu! What are you doing all of a sudden! You don’t really need to touch that place, do you!?”

“Because I’m being fed by my cute wife, I wondered whether I could do something for her in return. Or do you dislike it?”

Next I pinched her nipple a bit harder.

“Aghuu! You lecher! Albert, you’re toying around with me. Hauu! I-It’s not that I dislike it, but everyone is watching us!”

Malida’s body seemed to be aroused, and thus she had become sweaty, resulting in her sweet body scent reaching my nose.

“I think it’s just fine to show them. Like this!”

I play-bit Malida’s earlobe and sucked on it. In response, her breathing immediately became rough and her body started to twitch.

“Stop it. Ears don’t exist to be sucked and bit so stickily, okay? Haa…haa…haa.”

Her nipples, which I’ve been teasing at the same time, became significantly harder and Malida’s breathing rapidly turned gaspy.

“Should we show your cumming face to everyone, Malida-sama?”

With those words, I slid my other hands downwards towards her crotch.

“W-Wait. I-It’s dinner time right now. Hyauu!”

“That’s why I’m tasting you, Malida-sama.”

While licking Malida’s nape with my tongue, I used my hands to attack her chest and nether region.

“Hakuuuuuun! Too intense! Shtaaaaap!”

Malida’s body trembled violently, and then she leaned against me with her body having lost all strength and her breathing going hard.

“Your cumming face is very cute, Malida-sama.”

“Haa…haa…Albert, you’re really an incorrigible pervert….”

Malida lightly drummed against my chest with her hands.

“If the married couple is making out this much, it will embarrass even us as the ones watching.”

“It is just as Lichere-san says. I have become ashamed from just watching you….”

“It’s incredible for Malida-ane-sama to show us the face of a woman like that.”

All of them were blushing profusely while closely watching us as they sat in their usual seats.

“I haven’t finished my dinner yet, but Malida-sama has become like this, so would one of you be able to feed me?”

“I shall take up that duty!”

Lichere stood up, inserted a slice of meat between her tits, and brought her cleavage close to my face.”

“This is a great service.”

I ate the piece of meat stuck between Lichere’s soft boobs and licked her skin clean of oil. Each time my tongue crawled across Lichere’s chest, her breathing became rougher.

“Malida-sama was right. Albert-sama’s tongue is obscene.”

“It’s not just my tongue that’s obscene, though.”

I inserted the hand, which I had used to tease Malida’s nether region, into a gap of Lichere’s naked apron and fondled her soft boobs, enjoying their feel.

“Haa…haa…it certainly seems so. It’s not just the tongue.”

“Lichere is usually so strict to me, but in front of Albert, she’s no more than a simple woman as well, huh? Which reminds me, today should be fine to fondle her boobs.”

“Eh? Ahn!”

After recovering from her exhaustion, Malida pulled on Lichere’s apron, exposing her chest. While massaging her overflowing boobs, she sucked on Lichere’s nipples.

I let my hand, which I had used to fondle Lichere’s breasts, slide down to her nether region so as to coordinate my attacks with Malida.

“Malida-sama, Albert-sama! I haven’t heard anything about getting attacked by both of you at once! Haa…haa…auuuhnn!”

The temperature of her trembling body rose and the air started to fill with a sweet, thick body scent.

“You’re reacting nicely. Usually you’re so strict with me, but in front of Albert, you’re just a cute girl. Uhihihi.”

“Haa…haa…haa…I will pay you back later, Malida-sama, so it’s okay.”

Lichere was now leaning against me with her strength drained, but she seemed to still have some spunk left in her.

“That’s a great idea. Let’s launch an intense attack on Malida-sama later when we go to bed.”

Hearing my words, Malida stopped grinning and became startled instead.

“We can do that, but before that, you must finish your meal, Albert-sama.”

The one saying so was Irena and at the same time soft, springy boobs were pressed against the back of my head.

“The soup also contains a lot of very nourishing ingredients, so please eat to your heart’s content.”

I drank the soup Irena held out in front of me on a spoon.

“Oh, nice. Besides, I also feel more energetic from it.”

Because the soup contained many ingredients boosting one’s vitality, just one mouthful clearly made my body flush.

“The night is still long and we have also eaten the same dinner.”

“Irena-tan seems to be prim and proper on the outside, but in reality she’s quite a pervert. I’m sure she’s always having perverted delusions while working next to you, Albert. Uhihihi.”

“T-That’s not true at all. I do my work properly during work hours!”

“Okay, what about your break times then?”

I could sense the temperature of Irena’s chest going up with the back of my head.

“I-I imagine it…a bit.”

“What kind of imagination is it?”

“I wonder what will be done to me by Albert-sama at night…and such.”

“As I thought, you are a closet pervert, Irena-tan. No doubt Albert will do some very lewd stuff to you today as well. Hehehe.”

The temperature of Irena’s skin rose even further.

Closet perverts are my favorites, so it’s no problem with me.

“Lichere-san, Irena-san, and Malida-ane-sama, you like Albert way too much, don’t you?”

Liese stood next to me with a wine bottle while staring at us horsing around.

“Liese, do you hate me?”

“M-Me? No, I love you, but look, I was brought up to act like a man. And unlike everyone else, I don’t have much of a chest.”

I put my hand on Liese’s butt and enjoyed its tender feel with its perfect balance of muscles and fat.

“But, I think you’re a proper woman as well, Liese.”

“You think so…? But, if you say say so, Albert, it might be true.”

Having her butt fondled by me, Liese poured wine into a cup while blushing hard.

“I’ll be extremely satisfied, if I can have a cute girl make me drink wine through mouth-to-mouth.”

“Eh? Mouth-to-mouth!? Me?”

“You don’t want to?”

Liese silently filled her mouth with wine, placed her lips on mine, and poured the wine into my mouth with moist eyes. And as I swallowed the delicious wine, I entangled my tongue with Liese’s.

“Liese-tan has become so bold. This is also a result of her receiving much of Albert’s love every night, huh? Now then, I must give a helping hand for the sake of my husband, too.”

Malida started to peck the tips of Liese’s breasts, causing Liese’s eyes to become even wetter.

“Phaaa! Albert, this sort of kissing is too much! Malida-ane-sama, that place is no goood!”

Liese’s body trembled, her cheeks crimson, before she collapsed into my arms.

“Liese-tan, you’re very cute when cumming.”

“Haa…haa…I mean, it’s impossible. It’s too much of a stimulus for me!”

“But, the night is still quite long and various things have built up inside me, so I will need you to appease those raging urges for me.”

I was still in the middle of my dinner, but as the food was apparently boosting my vitality, I became unable to hold back the desires welling up inside me.

“In that case, we must take this to the bed.”

“So it seems. But, today Albert-sama appears to be rougher than usual because of our outfits.”

“I don’t dislike that, to be honest.”

“Rougher than usual…I wonder what’s going to happen to me.”

“Anyway, let’s go.”

Taking everyone with me, I headed to our bedroom. On that night I went at my wife and her lovers much harder and rougher than usual.

■

When I woke up in the morning, I could clearly see the traces of last night’s intense orgy on the bed sheet. It looks like yet another sheet has become unusable. I planned to hold myself back to some extent, but it seems like I went too far.

But well, since my wife and her lovers are sleeping with such satisfied expressions, I’d like to believe that this was for the better.

The naked apron was really nice. I think I’ll ask all of them to put it on around once a moon.

After getting out of bed, I fetched some water from a barrel with a bucket, dipped a clean cloth in it, and wrung it out. Using the wet cloth, I cleaned up the girls’ bodies which I had stained last night myself.

“I’m still sleepy. Albert, you went at me until dawn. Mnyam mnyam.”

Malida stirred restlessly while having her body cleaned. It looks like she’s still half asleep.

Since there’s still some time left until she has to get up, I’ll let her sleep.

Once I finished cleaning her body, I covered it with a blanket so that she wouldn’t catch a cold.

“Now then, I guess Lichere is next.”

I dipped the cloth in water once again, wrung it out, and wiped Lichere’s body next. Maybe because the cloth felt cold, Lichere’s eyes shot open as soon as the cloth touched her skin.

“I will do this sort of work.”

“No, no, you don’t need to worry. Feel free to sleep. I enjoy looking at the sleeping faces of all of you.”

“Is that so? Please take care of it then. It will also be fine for you to amuse yourself.”

So it’s okay for me to do her…? Wait, it’s morning already, so I won’t do that.

I cleaned Lichere’s body, who had started to snore again, and covered her with a blanket.

Next is Irena, I suppose. Since I went at her the hardest together with Malida, I must clean her up properly.

After refreshing the cloth, I wiped off all the traces of last night’s orgy from Irena’s body.

“Hauu, no way. Am I going to get attacked once again…? No more. Please. Albert-sama is going to think of me as a pervert.”

It looks like she’s half asleep. But, I love perverted girls, so it’s okay.

I cleaned up Irena nicely and put a blanket on her as well.

Liese’s sleeping posture is…

“Albert, Malida-ane-sama, I won’t be able to live, if you make me wear such embarrassing outfits. Please spare me. Please.”

When she sleep-talked some sort of misunderstanding, it made my heart throb for a second there. I didn’t force her to do anything. Yep, it was all her own decision.

Each time the cloth touched her skin, Liese’s body twitched, but I somehow managed to finish the cleaning and then covered her with a cloth.

“Phew, now everyone’s clean. Next is me, huh?”

At the end I wiped my own body clean, put on new clothes and decided to get some work done before breakfast, although it was still a bit early in the morning.

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