§011 Forum 【Too Wide】 YoyoDun 1296 【Almost Lost】

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Did you see that kinda weird old man today, around noon?

432:Unknown Explorer

Yep, yep. The guy who totally looks like he belongs downtown, right? He was quite young, wasn’t he? A college student, or around that age?

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Ah, the one from the suicide scare.

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Suicide? Did something like that happen?

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Something about him repeatedly entering the dungeon for a bit and immediately leaving. It looks like he was reported as a dude who can’t make up his mind to kill himself, or something like that?
A person from the JDA headquarters came.

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Ah, did Na-tan handle it?

437:Unknown Explorer

Na-tan, the heck? Who’s that? lol

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The popular staff member of the JDA’s Dungeon Management department, Naruse Yoshiharu. She won the beauty contest as Miss Keio¹ in her second year, and there were rumors that she became a TV announcer (?), but I didn’t expect her to end up with the JDA.

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Why do you know so much about her? Are you a stalker?

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She was famous back then. Also, her personal career is written in last year’s newbie corner on the JDA’s Dungeon Management department’s website.

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That person? They talked in the YD Cafe, they seemed close. Maybe they were acquaintances?

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Seriously? But, Na-tan is friendly, so she might have given him a kind warning.

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Tomorrow I will enter and leave the dungeon in casual clothes!

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Better not, it’ll just be a bother lol

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Come to think of it, someone from Area 12 just shot up to the top of the WDARL power rankings right?

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I can only tell ya that it’s not me.

447:Unknown Explorer

Me neither.

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Unfortunately, my rank hasn’t become 1 either.

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Who’s the top of YoyoDun right now?

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The guys from Asaka, Ichigaya, or Funabashi, right? ²

451:Unknown Explorer

It’s bout rank 1, so it’s prolly not the JSDF j/k.

452:Unknown Explorer

True dat.
In the first place, the top of the JSDF is Iori-chan.

453:Unknown Explorer

What about the Kagerou³ folks? I heard they’re loitering round the 19th floor.

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I heard the Shibu-chi⁴ went to the 20th floor, though.

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Sry to say, they don’t feel like rank 1 at all.

456:Unknown Explorer

Russia and Australia have no famous players in Area 12, right?

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If you look at the comments over at the WDARL, some French dude said that there’s no one who would qualify within the top six digits of known explorers

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Sry to say, but there’s no one in Japan either.

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In other words, he suddenly popped up. A guy who’s suddenly close with the JDA staff, although no one knows him. It’s pretty fishy, aight?

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To sum it up, he’s a suicide bastard!

461:Unknown Explorer

Yeaaah!

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I mean, the rank 1 explorer in the world would be able to enter dungeons safely even in casual clothes, no?

463:Unknown Explorer

No, you guys, stop it, since newbies will believe what you say if they see this. Keep your comments appropriate, okay?

464:Unknown Explorer

Aye-aye.

 

 

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Translation Notes:

1. Keio is a university in Tokyo
2. All districts/parts of Tokyo
3. A restaurant in Tokyo, near the Ebisu train station
4. Some local Tokyo slang about people from Shibuya, I think. Kagerou is in Shibuya, so it refers to the same group